i found the video
Are you shitting me?
this is what i like to see
Ancient history
You’ll never guess which came first
hermitcreature asked:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:
To understand why this is legitimately fucking hilarious, you’ve got to watch the public intro video on patreon.com/gaud that i posted with a request for someone to write a transcript.
No, I swear the link is not a rickroll
Or a joke site, or some other place that isn’t patreon. That is the real patreon link.
youve cried wolf, good gaud
For fuck’s sakes that is the patreon link! Yes I tortured ya’ll on before and had fun doing it, but that up there is the real patron link. It takes you to my real patron account, where you can give real money to support my shitposting (terrible idea) or view video content, or just say hi if you like! That is the real link.
And what’s the video on that page gaud?
watch until the very end
your url just makes it better
Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me
I reblogged this shit a month ago what are you doing
Queuing?
egg
every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.
Holy shit he’s actually going for it…
An undefeated gladiator of ancient Rome is cursed to live out the rest of his life as a cat, write the story of his life from then on.
“I, Maximus, am the greatest gladiator who ever lived. For 10 consecutive years I have entered the games. I have ended the lives of countless retiarii and faced more lions than every other gladiator combined. I have never once conceeded defeat and today shall be no exception. Prepare to meet your end.”
The mouse didn’t respond…
themling
dshinterests10
Reblog to literally save a life
Early detection saves lives! My mom caught her cancer early and was able to receive surgery and radiation before it could further develop. Please, ladies, gentlemen, and everybody in between, please be vigilant with your breast health. Never hesitate to see a doctor if you suspect a change.
